The Great Jock n Roll Single

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Top 20 Worst Jock ‘n’ Roll Singles (@ 3 Dec)
(as featured on Forth One and The Daily Mail!!)

1 (1) Wet Wet Wet—Love Is All Around*
2 (3) Andy Cameron—Ally’s Tartan Army
3 (4) Simple Minds—Belfast Child*
4 (2) The Proclaimers—I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)*
5 (9) The Krankies—Fan’dabi’dozi*
6 (10) Kelly Marie—Feels Like I’m In Love
7 (7) Neil Reid—Mother of Mine
8 (5) Sandi Thom—I Was A Punk Rocker*
9 (8) Deacon Blue—Dignity*
10 (14) Simple Minds—Don’t You (Forget About Me)*
11 (6) The Proclaimers—Letter from America*
12 (11) Annie Lennox—No More I Love Yous*
13 (12) Sheena Easton—9 to 5*
14 (13) Del Amitri—Don’t Come Home Too Soon
15 (18) Andy Stewart—Scottish Soldier
16 (15) Altered Images—Happy Birthday*
17 (16) Hue and Cry—Labour of Love*
18 (17) Del Amitri—Nothing Ever Happens*
19 (RE) Lulu and the Luvvers—Shout*
20 (19) Travis—Why Does It Always Rain On Me?*

*Has received at least one vote in the Best AND Worst Single categories (The Krankies culprit has already been named and shamed on the Pop Pourri page)

95% of this shite was here last week. Where is Aneka? Where is Lena Martell? Come on guys get a bit more imaginative.

It’s hotting up at the top with a double charge by ra Minds as well as the Krankies and Kelly Marie. Have you ever thought about the Krankies objectively? A married couple who dress the female half up as an underage male? Second thoughts don’t think about it. Just accept that they are pish.

But spare a thought for poor wee Sandi. People just can’t be arsed to even find her annoying these days. Good week for the Proclaimers! And if Debbie is looking in: vote for number 3 it’s on the climb and has the momentum!

Dave, Stats Bunker

Don’t believe the impression given by our appearance in the national press last week. The polls are still open so keep voting.

The Cat, Jock ‘n’ Roll Jacuzzi
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